Lily Allen Can't Openly Be A Whore Anymore

Lily Allen Says Fame Keeps Her From Buying Contraception

"People say you pay the price of fame. There are some things I just can't do anymore," she said.

"Like when I've had sex, I can't go to the sexual health clinic. I can't go to a shop to get condoms - just regular daily stuff that's gotten difficult."

Just a procedural note, Lily - if you get the condoms first then you could probably skip the trip to the sexual health clinic. I'm sure there's a brochure you could pick up... oh wait...