Thursday, December 15, 2005

TOOKIE'S GONE - LET'S GO TRY TO SAVE THE NEXT MURDEROUS BASTARD

Mike? Mike Farrel? Where are you Mike?

Snoop? Hey Snoop my man? You out there?

Jesse? Oh Reverend Jackson!? Someone else is about to be put to death.

I just heard from Greg Gutfield at the Huffington Post that Mr. Clarence Ray Allen is scheduled to be executed for arranging the murder of his son's girlfriend who was a witness against him in a criminal trial. He's just an elderly white man with many ailments who deserves a chance to prove he has reformed. What's that? Yes, he's white and old. No, he's not a published author, he couldn't find a ghost writer, but what does that have to do with saving him from execution? What do you mean forgeddaboutit!? Where's Bianca dammit - I bet she'll help him. What do you mean she's in London shopping?

Joan? Ms. Baez!? Ms. Stone? anyone? anyone?

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