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Friday, July 29, 2005

A Nifty Jingle

Posted by commenter TallDave at www.proteinwisdom.com
Sometimes the left wonders why America doesn’t trust them on national defense. I wrote this ditty to help them understand.

How many wars must a Democrat support,
Before they will call him a man?
Yes ‘n’ how many medals must a Senator sport
Before the nation trusts his command?
Yes ‘n’ how many soldiers must she add to our forts,
Before voters trust Hillary’s war stance?

The answer my friend,
Is in Sandy Berger’s pants.
The answer is in Sandy Berger’s pants.

Oh, how many times can Chris Matthews retort,
That insurgents are the same as the Founders of this land?
Yes ‘n’ how many times will they re-run Abu Ghraib reports
Before the media brass say that they can’t?
Yes ‘n’ how much abuse must our soldiers take from Kos’ cohort
Before the moderators ban all their rants?

The answer my friend,
Is in Sandy Berger’s pants.
The answer is in Sandy Berger’s pants.


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