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Does the New York Times know they have someone writing for them that makes sense? Use Energy, Get Rich and Save the Planet

Kumbaya foreign policy withers on the vine... Fidel Castro: Obama 'Misinterpreted' Raul's Words

Intel chief: Harsh Techniques Brought Good Info... I say keep it up! The Gitmo water bill would be cheap at twice the price.

Dictators are as dictators do... Venezuelan Court Orders Capture of Anti-Chavez Leader

Could someone punch Perez Hilton in the face? Please? Perez Hilton and Miss USA Contestant Debate Gay Marriage

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Douche bag-a-Douche bag... or Bromance gone wild.

Nancy seems more like the "bus" type anyway.

Eh, what's the big deal... just let them go back to their goat herding and poppy farming.

I want one...

Cutting in to the Democratic voting base.

To catch a thief.

All Day I Dream About Socialism.

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Hey Sean Penn, you might want to read this... Dictatorship for Dummies

Um...uh...excuse me, I have to go throw up... The other dark meat - Raccoon Is Making It To The Table

Man it up Michael, don't be such a pussy... Under Pressure From Michael Moore Supporters Theater Pulls Anti-Moore Film

I didn't get nearly that much... 22-Year-Old's Virginity Auction Hits $3.7 Million

Oh for pity's sake... Would you waterboard an al Qaeda member for three minutes to get information to save the lives of nine passenger-loads of innocent civilians? Chrystia Freeland wouldn't.

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Jerk: Phoenix Police Officer Forbids Neighbor From Rescuing Pet

British Missionary Couple Sentenced To One Year Of Hard Labor for 'Criticizing' Gambian Government... Let's all say it together: GAMBIA SUCKS! Spread the word.

The big three automakers are about to be bankrupt, we urgently need to develop alternate means of fuel for automobiles and this is what car companies are working on? Ford Announces New Self-parking Technology

Veteran Pop Crooner Jimmy Osmond Has Called For TV Talent Show The X Factor To Set Up A Helpline To Support Distressed Young Hopefuls Who Don't Succeed In Winning The Show... Or they could just get the f-ck over it and move on. Life's tough; wear a cup.

What Does Your Astrology Sign Say About Your Sex Life?

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While Chrysler, Ford, and GM cling to the past, a new car company - which aims to supply law enforcement - looks to the future. Who Needs the Big 3? Atlanta Company Plans New Police Car

Good Ol' Canadian Know How - or - Mother Necessity, Eh? Inventor Builds She-3PO Robot

Louisiana man gets fat lip for refusing to have sex with girlfriend. That's right, she had to have her some of this!

Need an incentive to forever give up fast food? Here you go...

I wonder what they're looking for? We can safely eliminate good cooking and a vacation climate. Britons Have Spotted A Staggering 150 UFOs This Year

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It spawns: Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz welcomed a baby boy late Thursday.

U.S. Dominance and Influence Predicted to Fade: But... but... I thought Obama was going to save us? Woe is us: U.S. economic and political clout will decline over the next two decades and the world will be more dangerous, with food and water scarce and advanced weapons plentiful, U.S. spy agencies projected on Thursday.

eHarmony caves in: I guess former Governor and Gay American, Jim McGreevy can finally find that lover he's been looking for in all the wrong places: Online dating service eHarmony said Wednesday it will launch a new Web site which caters to same-sex singles as part of a discrimination settlement with New Jersey's Civil Rights Division.

When is enough, enough? Iran Said To Have Enough Nuclear Fuel For One Weapon: Iran has now produced roughly enough nuclear material to make, with added purification, a single atom bomb, according to nuclear experts analyzing the latest report from global atomic inspectors. The figures detailing Iran's progress were contained in a routine update on Wednesday from the International Atomic Energy Agency, which has been conducting inspections of the country's main nuclear plant at Natanz. The report concluded that as of early this month, Iran had made 630 kilograms, or about 1,390 pounds, of low-enriched uranium.

Everyone's a Pepper! Dr. Pepper Delivers On Its Free-Soda Promise: Dr Pepper is making good on its promise of free soda now that the release of Guns N' Roses' "Chinese Democracy" is a reality. The soft-drink maker said in March that it would give a free soda to everyone in America if the album dropped in 2008. "Chinese Democracy," infamously delayed since recording began in 1994, goes on sale Sunday. "We never thought this day would come," Tony Jacobs, Dr Pepper's vice president of marketing, said in a statement. "But now that it's here, all we can say is: The Dr Pepper's on us." Beginning Sunday at 12:01 a.m., coupons for a free 20-ounce soda will be available for 24 hours on Dr Pepper's Web site. They'll be honored until Feb. 28. [NOTE: I can't really get excited about this, I was always a Mr. Pibb fan, until Coca Cola ruined it. Kevin]

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Technically any house that Paris Hilton lives in is a "whorehouse," but her new place in London was one before she arrived.

Foreign Minister Tzipi Livni of Israel can't form a government. It looks like Benjamin Netanyahu may be back in as Prime Minister of Israel. I bet that thought puckers Ahmadinejad's ass.

Bahrain, one of the so-called "moderate" Islamic nations is cracking down on teh gehys. Apparently there's a plethora of flower shops, massage parlors, and - gasp! - barber's salons springing up in the quaint little sandbox. And Al Menbar MP Shaikh Mohammed Khalid Mohammed (couldn't squeeze in one more Mohammed just for emphasis?) has seen a disturbing uptick in immorality as "sluts walk around residential neighbourhoods untouched." To which I say, give your sons a curfew if you don't want them hanging out on the street corner!

Virginia is disenfranchising members of the military. Sounds familiar doesn't it?

Forget the dangers of a Nanny State, maybe we need to be more worried about an Obama Police State. Apparently government computers and data were used to try and dig up information on Joe "The Plumber" Wurzelbacher to discredit him. Frightening.

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Idiots. Oregon School Says 4 Confessed To Obama Effigy

We needed a study for this? Voting May Be Hazardous to Your Health

Apparently the "New Direction" is straight into Paul Pelosi's wallet. Pelosi paid husband with PAC funds

I want to hate this, but it actually seems kinda cool. Guerrilla marketers use mobile billboards for surprise ad attacks

Can we pay him to just keep it to himself? Adnan Ghalib: I have Britney sex tape

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No one does angst better than the Germans. The World As We Know It Is Going Down

Just remember, what goes down must come up - especially in the stock market. Stocks Surge 400 Points

Dallas Mavericks forward Josh Howard doesn't "celebrate" the national anthem because he's black a shithead and all around thug (with apologies to shitheads and all around thugs). Of course it does provide a more believable reason for this decision.


Uh... ewwww! Swiss restaurant to serve meals cooked with human breast milk

Seriously, why is this lying cheat still chairman of the Ways & Means committee? Better yet why is he still in Congress!? Rangel Says He Will Pay Back Taxes; GOP Wants Him Out of Chairmanship

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Oh please! Please, please, please! John Kerry For Obama's Vice President? Is Obama naïve, stupid, or willingly blind?

Define "Gifted:" Gifted Student Hospitalized After Drinking Liquid Nitrogen.

They came through an airport? Mexicans Denied Entry At Vancouver Airport, Returned Home. Wow! Deporting someone and telling Mexico to bite it... what a concept.

25 reasons you might be a liberal: You think the real hero of the Cold War was Mikhail Gorbachev. Read the other 24.

At least they've been consistent through the years - Berlin '36, Moscow '80, and now Beijing '08: If there is one thing totalitarian regimes do better than squashing liberty, it’s putting on farcical fronts for the rest of the world. Is the IOC naïve, stupid, or willingly blind?

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Way to set the trend Al, way to set the trend: Al Gore Finally Endorses Obama - Former Vice-President and Nobel Peace Prize winner, Al Gore, has endorsed Senator Barack Obama for the US presidency... Gore spoke highly of the Democratic Party presumptive nominee in Detroit, Michigan, Monday night as he urged Democrats to unite behind a man he argues has a new vision for America. According to him, Obama is “clearly the candidate best able to solve these problems and bring change to America". Now that all the other candidates have dropped out and I can safely endorse without actually taking a stand or endangering a potential cabinet position. [Okay, okay, I added that last sentence; but you know I'm right... QC]

No one appreciates initiative anymore: California Teenagers Face Prison for Hacking Into School Computers - Two Orange County, Calif., high school seniors were supposed to have graduated Wednesday. Instead, they're facing serious prison time for alleged crimes some people might not think are all that serious. County prosecutors allege Omar Khan, 18, of Coto de Caza, and Tanvir Singh, 18, of Ladera Ranch, broke into Tesoro High School in Las Flores to steal tests and change their own and others' grades on the school computer network.

One = shark attack; six = Soprano's episode: Sixth Foot Washes Ashore In British Columbia - Yet another human foot encased in a running shoe has washed up on B.C.'s south coast, intensifying a macabre mystery that has flummoxed police and forensic investigators. It's the second foot to turn up this week and the sixth in less than a year. [h/t Jamie] UPDATE! The sixth foot is a hoax.

Mrs. McCain I like: Cindy McCain Presses Michelle Obama Patriotism Case - I don't know why she said what she said," Mrs. McCain explains in an interview with ABC News' Kate Snow airing on "Good Morning America" Thursday. "Everyone has their own experience. I don't know why she said what she said, all I know is that I have always been proud of my country.

I'm beginning to think that polar bears are behind the global warming myth. After all! What a great way to attract more prey to the area: Hypocrisy is becoming a little hard to bear - POOR Belle. Here's a polar bear that never got to taste a global warming hypocrite, served fresh. Oh, I can imagine how Belle's mouth ran to see the welcoming committee of journalists assembled for her this week on the coast of northern Iceland. She'd have been hungry, of course, having sailed an ice floe over from Greenland and then swum to shore. And, if she'd read the papers, she might even have expected the reporters before her would be the last to deny her a house-warming snack... Bears floating to Iceland "could lend credence to warnings from experts that climate change is creating a more perilous environment for the majestic Arctic animals," wailed an AFP stringer... Don't mention that the US National Snow and Ice Data Centre says the extent of Arctic ice is in fact "greater than this time last year". Don't mention that polar bears are growing in number, not shrinking... And especially don't mention that the world hasn't warmed since 1998. [h/t: Lucianne]

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Fergit, Hell! Confederate Group Plans Giant Flag In Hillsborough County

Interplanetary Peeping Toms? Video Of Alleged Alien Shown To Reporters

Who Knew Big Brother Would Be A Capitalist? Billboards That Look Back

Picture It. Daily Polaroids Detail Last 18 Years of NYC Man's Life

Two Suggestions For Summer TV Watching. Burn Notice and Eureka

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You just have to chuckle when the politically correct bullshit backfires on the Democrats.

It's really hard to feel sorry for China because of the protests surrounding the Olympic Torch relay, especially considering how they deal with protests in their own country.

Oh for goodness sake, stop being coy. Who do you think you are? "Julia" Caesar?

A 16 year old boy was killed by a shark while bodyboarding of the eastern coast off Australia. The authorities are now out hunting down the shark. His death is tragic and horrible; but I've said it before and I'll say it again: you gets in the water, you takes your chances. The ocean is the sharks territory after all. We're the interlopers. When Jaws starts dragging himself onto shore and attacking people in their backyards, then we can start objecting to his behavior. Sharks aren't evil. Snakes are evil, but not sharks. Until then the closest I want to get to the water is a lounge chair by the pool, with a martini, and a machete (to kill the snakes).

For your video viewing pleasure here's one of my favorites: Gopher Broke


Gopher Broke - Watch the best video clips here

LATE ADDITION: Had to add this story. It's just too funny.

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Naked Bar!, they'd love New Orleans during Mardi Gras...Maybe a bit too much.

Holy fried peanut butter and banana sandwiches!

Eight is Enough! Obama scurries away from the harsh glare of the politirazzi...

It wasn't hard out there for a Margaret in Sherman Oaks.

I think Chris Cuomo is about to find out his career is expendable...

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Arachnid Whoopee!

Earth To Obama...They're Theeeere...

I Don't Believe Roger Clemens When He Says He Didn't Take Steroids, But I Don't Think We Should Care This Much If He Did...

Wireless Power. Cool!

Okay, I Know You'll Be Shocked, But Apparently The Pamela Anderson/Rick Salomon Marriage Was a Fraud!

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Via Andy at Towleroad: The Abisko Ark Hotel. I think I will definitely pass on freezing my ass off to watch radiation bounce off the atmosphere. I'll take other people's word for how pretty it is.

The Dali Obama. I'm snot kidding, he's that popular; and I guess we should be glad he has something in his head besides rhetoric.

America's Most Convenient Bank, seriously!

Michael Moore: Bring Castro To Oscars; and I wouldn't be surprised if Hollyweird went for it...

Ahmadinejad Says Iran Determined to Continue Nuclear Program: I will personally bitch-slap the first person to act surprised when Iran tests a nuclear bomb.

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As Soon As He Doesn't Need You, or Ann Coulter's latest column: There's A Democrat Behind Door No. 1, 2 And 3

Twin Brothers Push Intruder Out Second-Story Window: Too Bad Their House Wasn't Taller

Okay, I Watched My First Episode of The Celebrity Apprentice Last Night, And I Have Two Things To Say: 1) I Love Marilu Henner and 2) Omarosa Is A Cunt. No, Seriously, She Is.

Tammy Bruce Talks About Congressional Priorities, Or The Lack Thereof...

I Guess Pete Doherty's Place Was Booked? (ht: Agent Bedhead)

During Week 6 (February 3 - 9, 2008 Of Flu Season), Influenza Activity Continued To Increase In The United States. I Believe This Because I Got A Flu Shot And I Now Have The Flu. I Want My Goddamn Money Back

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Eh? What? Huh?: Sister says 3 died doing what they loved: drinking, driving fast

A sister of one of three people killed early Friday in Louisville said it "really isn't a shock to any of us" that her brother died in a high-speed crash.

"The thing that really makes me feel much better about this is they died doing what they loved to do — they were drinking, they were going fast and they were together," Lorie Flaherty said. "It gives me comfort, it does, to know those three things."

Best Hillary Bumper Sticker Ever!



Well what do you know?: Romney is proved right about his father marching with Dr. King. I guess McCain thinks it's all a bunch of g--k lies in order to help Romney's campaign.

Damn, we came so close to being rid of him: Democrats say McCain nearly abandoned GOP

Monkey Almost Rips Christina Ricci’s Boob Off: Come on, you can't not read a story with that headline. Said Ricci - "Monkeys are crazy and you never what they’ll grab onto..." Hmmm...that may explain all the Republicans who are voting for McCain...

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I thought the famine was over? Ethiopian Stowaways Found in Airplane's Overhead Compartment, Arrested

If you can't count on your Mom, who can you count on? Apparently not the GOP base: Mama McCain - Son Has No Support From Base

Forgive me Rev. Algore for I have sinnnnneeeed!: Bono says "I am a noise-polluting, diesel-soaking, gulfstream-flying rock star..."

Anyone else have a bad feeling about this in a "Stephen King we're all gonna die" sort of way?: US scientists close to creating artificial life

Okay, I heard the wailing an gnashing of teeth the other day...but where's the cheering, hootin' and hollerin' over this news?: Another Triple-Digit Rally on Dow; Tech Leads the Way

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Hey I know! Let's get high and drunk, drive to San Francisco, go to the zoo and taunt a tiger! That's an awesome freakin' Xmas duuuude!

This cannot end well: Animal-human embryo research is approved

Even Stephen: Christianity vs. Islam


You just know this never crossed the Founding Father's minds: ACLU says sex inside toilet stalls is protected by the U.S. Constitution

The Bible is spot on historically accurate: First Temple seal found in Jerusalem

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