A TALE OF A LIMOUSINE LIBERAL

Apologies to Scott-O-Rama, but I like this version better.

One afternoon a Limousine Liberal was riding in his Town Car when he saw two men along the road eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop, and he got out to investigate.

He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?"

"We don’t have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We have to eat grass."

"Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I’ll feed you" the Limousine Liberal said.

"But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there under that tree."

"Bring them along," the Limousine Liberal replied. Turning to the other poor man he stated, "You come with us also."

The second man, in a pitiful voice then said, "But sir, I also have a wife and SIX children with me!"

"Bring them all, as well," the Limousine Liberal answered. They all entered the car, which was no easy task even for a car as large as the limousine was.

Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned to the wealthy socialist and said, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you."

The Limousine Liberal replied, "Glad to do it. You’ll really love my place. The grass is almost a foot high."