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Friday, October 28, 2005

CUBA UNEXPECTEDLY ACCEPTS U.S. HURRICANE AID

Can't you just hear the conversation:

U.S. Official: [While absentmindedly doodling] We'd like to offer the Cuban people our help in recovring from hurricane Wilma. [Goes back to thinking about a three martini lunch]

Cuban Official: We'd be grateful. Thank you very much.

U.S. Official: Pardon me?

Cuban Official: We need your help and we gladly accept your offer.

U.S. Official: [Yelling at staff with hand over phone] Holy shit, they said yes! Someone grab a box and start throwing some MRE's in it! Get busy people, move, move, move!

Cuban Official: [Snickering with hand over the phone] That ought to keep'em busy for a while.

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