THIS MAN IS...WELL...DISTURBING - AND DAMNED, DON'T FORGET DAMNED
Perhaps the weirdest visitor to my blog - other than Ridor - is one Matty the Damned (damn fucked up is what he is.) Thank God he lives on another continent. Intrestingly enough: this is my six hundred sixty-sixth post - that's right, number 666.
Here are some of his emails:
Here are some of his emails:
From : Matty the Damned
Sent : Thursday, December 8, 2005 10:34 PM
To : Queer Conservative
Subject : [Queer Conservative] 12/08/2005 10:34:34 PM
Honey,
Normally I find conservative queers like you just so tedious. From the Ann Coulter quotes, through the venomous racism and right down to the fact that you most likely can't match your belt with your shoes - it's all just SO not fabulous.
Nevertheless self loathing seems to be a good colour on you. Maybe it's because you're Southern - I just don't know.
Anyhow I'm a soft hearted soul and noticing the absolute lack of comments here on your digital bile sheet I felt the need to be charitable.
Enjoy your crazy!
MtD
Posted by Matty the Damned to Queer Conservative at 12/08/2005 10:34:34 PM
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From : Matty the Damned
Sent : Friday, December 9, 2005 8:56 AM
To : Queer Conservative
Subject : [Queer Conservative] 12/09/2005 08:55:59 AM
Exciting isn't it?
The unholy Left has discovered your little nest of hate! Well, rest assured my dove of bum fucking need, the Spin Cycle has not overlooked you!
So PLEASE - recruit all your conservative bedfellows to teach us a well deserved lesson. Jesus knows we deserve it!
The only log around here will be shoved right up your cabin.
FOR AND ON BEHALF OF THE SPIN CYCLE YOU WILL PRAISE MY NAME:
Matty the Damned
Posted by Matty the Damned to Queer Conservative at 12/09/2005 08:55:59 AM
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From : Matty the Damned
Sent : Friday, December 9, 2005 9:52 AM
To : Queer Conservative
Subject : [Queer Conservative] 12/09/2005 09:46:03 AM
Sweetie,
You can have my fat Aussie nuts whenever you like! I adore how you cracker bois squeal like the piggie that knows he's dinner when daddy approaches.
Watch out for my next blog - you're gonna figure prominently Tipper!
MtD
(Who is gonna slip you a dirty length)
Posted by Matty the Damned to Queer Conservative at 12/09/2005 09:46:03 AM
Apparently I've attracted the attention of some of Matty's retarded moon-bat friends as well. This should be amusing.
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12 comments:
Maybe you could set him and Ridor up on a date and they could vaporize each other with vivacious vituperization. They seem like a match made in ...hell.
QC-
Your dimentia-driven drivel is yet another example of why not everyone is a candidate for antiretrovirals. Quoting MtD's responses without your brain-dead retorts is what I mean by "the dumbing-down of polemics in the age of Bush".
The only silver lining to your little brown cloud is that should your brand of fascism continue to hijack the American Constitution, your door will be the one they knock on next.
Shove it Bucko! What about PUBLIC radio for the 26,463 bisexual whales who are outsourced in Amerikkka every single day by our emperor!? Chimpy McBu$Hitler wants your mind for the oil!!! (If only there were oil in Syria!!!!?) What's up with that!
Dearest Kevin,
As you can see my Blog sister, Bucko the Depraved is now a avid reader of the reactionary bilge that you so loosely refer to as a blog.
On behalf of the Spin Cycle (myself, Bucko the Depraved, Red Ronnie the Socialist Sissy Fag and Hermie the Divine) I would like to thank you for providing such generous coverage.
We have noticed the lack of commentary you get here and have decided that must change. You can look forward to hearing from us in the future.
Remember to visit the Spin Cycle regularly especially since (as I mentioned earlier) you are going to be the subject of an upcoming article!
By the way, We just LOVE the "cutie pie" blog! For such a swarthy type you have the most whitebread taste in men. Let me guess - you do it with your eyes closed, right?
MtD
Strange that the only people that ever act, well...retarded about meeting a gay conservative are liberal moonbats. All the conservatives I've met think are cool with it.
Anyhoo - have fun ladies.
QC-
Were I to shove anything, it would not be within 50 feet of that brown slack gash you forgot to wipe after the last passing of MachoNachos.
May I suggest Immodium next time? It'll cut WAY back on the accidents and allow you to step away from the computer. I understand that Kaletra's a bitch, but its side effects CAN be properly controlled with a little effort.
Why do you hate gay people so much?
He's part French-Candian.
That's defect enough for one human, really.
I do like the Ignatius J. Reilly impersonation though. Terribly fitting, I suspect.
Damn -- you did not print the email that I sent to you, QC few days ago, eh?
It was great pic, it was, eh?
R-
I didn't see a picture. Send it again.
Hmm...interesting people you've had visiting lately QC.
kev, i sent something. you better check it again.
r-
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