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Monday, January 9, 2006

Is Anybody Else Tired Of These Dumbass Pricks?

Well guess what, the Westboro Baptist Church Hive of Hate is planning on protesting the funerals of the miners who died at Sago. Yeah - you read that right. From The Record Delta:
A hate group based in Topeka, Kan. released a press release on Wednesday entitled “Thank God for 12 dead miners” and promises to picket the funerals for the slain men.

The hate group, which operates as Westboro Baptist Church, runs a website.

The release states, “God is laughing, mocking and deriding hypocritical fag-infested West Virginia.” The release also says the WBC will picket the funerals of the miners.

When reached by phone, member Shirley Phelps-Roper confirmed that 10 to 15 picketers were making plans to protest at the funerals of the West Virginia miners.

When asked why the group was planning protests at the miners’ funerals, she responded with questions of her own.

According to the press release, “They died in shame and disgrace, citizens of a cursed nation of unthankful, unholy perverts who have departed from the living God to worship on ‘Brokeback Mountain’ and who have replaced the Bible with ‘The Da Vinci Code.’”

The group has picketed at 80 funerals since June, as many as four to five a week, according to Phelps-Roper. Most of these funerals have been for soldiers.

“Our purpose is to cause America to know our abomination,” she said. God is punishing America, according to Phelps-Roper. “America is doomed,” she said. “We have cracked the Bible. We know.”
Well, you can't argue that they haven't cracked the Bible. Maybe there'll be some good old boys with their squirrel guns ready to take aim if the Westboro Wahabis get out of hand.

I would like to point out one little thing though, to paraphrase Bill Maher, our fundamentalist whackos are pitiful and stupid, the other guys' fundamentalist whackos are scary and murderous.

3 comments:

coolbuddha 1/09/2006 05:31:00 PM  

Don't these people qualify for some sort of medical assistance? Insane. Are they being ironic perhaps? *Sniff* - umm fresh coffee.

mary 1/09/2006 09:18:00 PM  

I think the oh-so-wise woman-hater BIll Maher once said, "At least we can laugh at our fundamentalists." I agree.

John S. 1/09/2006 11:58:00 PM  

This just serves to further my suspicions that these people are secretly working for some shadowy GLBT organization... nobody could POSSIBLY be this freaking nuts.

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