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Monday, July 31, 2006

She's A Friggin' Hezbo LOON!

One Miss Cecilia Lucas has written a moving love poem to the new object of her affection. Unfortunately, Elizabeth Barrett Browning she ain't. You see Cecilia (said friggin' Hezbo LOON from the title) is in love with...

You won't believe it...

Are you sure you want to know?

Put down your coffee...

Make sure you aren't eating, I wouldn't want you to choke...

Cecilia is all hot and wet for HEZBOLLAH! Oh not in a sexual way you understand, they are too "male" for her. See, I told you she's a Hezbo. Hey, she's a grad student at Berkely, what'd you expect!? Still, Islamofascist terrorists really sizzle her snatch, in a non-male, anti-penis sort of way. Don't believe me? Go read it for yourself, then fight the urge to stand up and scream. I was going to include an excerpt of the poem, but it's just too icky-slimey, blech!

ht: Right Wing Nuthouse


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