Sweeeet Justice!

Ooops...suddenly the "Tottenham Ayatollah," Omar Bakri, who sponged £300,000 in benefits from the dole, preached violence and praised the 9/11 al-Qaeda terrorists as the Magnificent 19, has decided that Britain is a pretty nifty place after all. Oh and it's much safer than Beirut; so much safer he wants to end his exile and return to jolly old England. Fortunately Britian told him to suck wind.

EXILED preacher of hate Omar Bakri has begged the Royal Navy to rescue him from war-torn Beirut.

The Muslim cleric who fled Britain last year, tried to board a ship full of women and children yesterday but was turned away.

Bakri, 46, left his family in Edmonton, North London, last August and went to Lebanon...

In March he boasted: "When I left England I bought a one-way ticket out. I never want to see the place again."

But cowardly Bakri changed his tune as soon as bombs started dropping.

He contacted the British embassy asking to be allowed back to see the six children he deserted. Bakri said last night: "What concerns me is my safety. I’d be happy with a month’s visa but this morning they told me I couldn’t because I’m not a British citizen any more."

Yeah, I'm concerned about his safety too; concerned he might stay safe that is. If there's any justice in the world he'll end up on the wrong end of an Israeli bombing run. Now wouldn't that be sweeeeet? Oh yes it would.

O Lord, our God, arise,
Scatter thine enemies,
And make them fall:
Confound their politics,
Frustrate their knavish tricks,
On thee our hopes we fix:
God save us all.