Hezbos Lie About Body Counts... Are You Really Surprised?

More Reuterized fauxtography...

The Dead Collector (AP Photographer): Bring out yer dead.

Large Man with Dead Body (Hezbo): Here's [some].

The Dead Collector (AP Photographer): That'll be ninepence.

The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't (Innocent Civilian): I'm not dead.

The Dead Collector (AP Photographer): What?

Large Man with Dead Body (Hezbo): Nothing. There's your ninepence.

The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't (Innocent Civilian): I'm not dead.

The Dead Collector (AP Photographer): 'Ere, he says he's not dead.

Large Man with Dead Body (Hezbo): Yes he is.

The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't (Innocent Civilian): I'm not.

The Dead Collector (AP Photographer): He isn't.

Large Man with Dead Body (Hezbo): Well, he will be soon, he's very ill.

The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't (Innocent Civilian): I'm getting better.

Large Man with Dead Body (Hezbo): No you're not, you'll be stone dead in a moment.

ht: Malkin