Ann takes on the
Church of Global Warming and its Pope Carbon Albert I:
These days, new religions are barely up and running before they seize upon the worst aspects of the God-based religions.
As has been widely reported, Gore's Tennessee mansion consumes 20 times the energy of the average home in that state. But it's OK, according to the priests of global warming. Gore has purchased "carbon offsets."
It took the Catholic Church hundreds of years to develop corrupt practices such as papal indulgences. The global warming religion has barely been around for 20 years, and yet its devotees are allowed to pollute by the simple expedient of paying for papal indulgences called "carbon offsets."
Americans spend an extra $2.2 billion on gas a year because they're overweight, requiring more fuel in cars to carry the extra pounds. So even with all those papal indulgences, Gore may have a small carbon footprint, but he has a huge carbon butt-print.
Further proving that liberalism is a religion, its practitioners respond with the zeal of Torquemada to any dissent from the faith in global warming.
The moment anyone diverges from official church doctrine on global warming, he is threatened with destruction. Heretics would be burnt at the stake if liberals could figure out how to do it in a "carbon neutral" way.
Remember, do as Pope Carbon Albert I says not as he does, or at least buy a
carbon indulgence to fund the church! That is if you want to survive the coming END OF THE WORLD!
1 comments:
Rush Limbaugh has an al-Gore "Countdown To Doomsday" clock on his webpage. It's hysterical. It even has that awful photo of Al getting indignant at some speech.
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