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Saturday, July 28, 2007

I Accept Your Apology...

That is, the apologies of all the people who said: "Oh Kevin, Great White sharks don't come up into northern waters, don't be silly!" Oh yeah, well read it and weep suckers:
SHOCKED tourists told of their terror last night over the Great White shark sighting off Cornwall.

And one holidaymaker said: “This has got to be every swimmer’s worst nightmare.”

The Jaws alert was raised after stunned dad Nick Fletcher filmed the fearsome fish just 200 yards from a beach in St Ives.

Last night Britain’s leading shark expert Richard Peirce confirmed the 12ft creature was definitely a predatory shark and there was every chance it was a Great White — immortalised in the 1975 Steven Spielberg movie Jaws.
Careful where you swim...bwahahahahahaha!


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