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Wednesday, April 23, 2008

Obama, Waffles, Hillary, And Dr. Seuss...

You know it's a freaky deaky election year when I like a column by Maureen Dowd. She opines on Obama and his inability to dispatch Hillary:
In the final days in Pennsylvania, he dutifully logged time at diners and force-fed himself waffles, pancakes, sausage and a Philly cheese steak. He split the pancakes with Michelle, left some of the waffle and sausage behind, and gave away the French fries that came with the cheese steak.

But this is clearly a man who can’t wait to get back to his organic scrambled egg whites. That was made plain with his cri de coeur at the Glider Diner in Scranton when a reporter asked him about Jimmy Carter and Hamas.

"Why" he pleaded, sounding a bit, dare we say, bitter, "can’t I just eat my waffle?"

His subtext was obvious: Why can’t I just be president? Why do I have to keep eating these gooey waffles and answering these gotcha questions and debating this gonzo woman?

Before they devour themselves once more, perhaps the Democrats will take a cue from Dr. Seuss’s “Marvin K. Mooney Will You Please Go Now!” (The writer once mischievously redid it for his friend Art Buchwald as “Richard M. Nixon Will You Please Go Now!”) They could sing:

“The time has come. The time has come. The time is now. Just go. ... I don’t care how. You can go by foot. You can go by cow. Hillary R. Clinton, will you please go now! You can go on skates. You can go on skis. ... You can go in an old blue shoe.

Just go, go, GO!”
There might be hope for John McCain if Obama wins the nomination. Unfortunately, watching two tepid campaigners girl-slapping each other until election day wouldn't be nearly as much fun.

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