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Sunday, May 25, 2008

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Every Sandwich Tells A Story
Enter the Every Sandwich Tells a Story Contest for a change to win great prizes for your child’s school!

Here’s what you could win:

1 Grand Prize Winner:

– Athletic equipment for your child’s school ($5,000 value)
– Scholastic Gift Bastket (sic)
[QC: emphasis mine] for your home
– SUBWAY Card ($100 value)
– See your story published on www.subwaykids.com and in Scholastic Parent and Child magazine.

6 Runners-Up:

– Scholastic Gift Basket
– SUBWAY Card ($50 value)

NO PURCHASE NECESSARY TO ENTER OR WIN. Contest is open only to legal residents of the Untied (sic) States
[QC: emphasis mine] who are currently over the age of 18 and have children who attend elementary, private or parochial schools that serve grades PreK-6. No home schools will be accepted. [QC: emphasis mine]
Perhaps Subway is making a wise decision to exclude home schooled children. The home schoolers would obviously show up Subway's marketing department. Especially when they spell all the words in their essays correctly; like the word "united" and "basket" for example. Imagine how bad they'd make the victims of government run education look? Hey, they're already taking a big risk by letting private and parochial school kids participate.

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