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Thursday, July 31, 2008

Hello! Alligators Eat People! Is This Blog On?

Alligator Bites Off Arm Of 11-Year-Old Louisiana Boy
Sheriff's deputies say an alligator has bitten off an 11-year-old boy's arm in Louisiana.

Deputies say Devin Funck was playing in a neighborhood
pond in a subdivision about 20 miles northeast of New Orleans when the alligator pulled him under. The alligator was described as between 10 and 12 feet long.
Let's look at little picture shall we? This is a map of the habitat of the American Alligator - a giant carnivorous reptile. Carnivorous means they will eat you.

Notice how Louisiana and Florida are entirely green? That means stay out of the motherfu-king water!


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