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Friday, May 15, 2009

Torture By Haute Cuisine...

A Growing Threat at Guantanamo? Detainees Fatten Up
Most of the prisoners arrived at the military prison in southeast Cuba slightly underweight but have since gained an average of 20 pounds (9 kilograms), and most are now "normal to mildly overweight or mildly obese," Navy Cmdr. Robert Durand, spokesman for the detention facilities, said Monday.
Said Ann Coulter: "If you think Allah is great, you should try these dinner rolls." They're living better in captivity than in the wild. The article points out that they're being fed better than actual Americans in our prison system — or rather over-fed and under-exercised. Of course if we were to cut their caloric intake and organize daily calisthenics we'd be hearing about how they were being starved and... you got it: tortured. It's a classic no-win situation with the libs. The only thing that would make them happy is to give Khalid Sheikh Mohammed and his cohorts a green-card, public housing, unemployment benefits, a single payer health plan, and of course, a private chef.


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