Reader Poll from Lasadh at The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly
1. If forced to choose, would you rather wade 50 yards through waist-high dog diarrhea, or 50 yards through waist-high human asparagus pee?
QC: Asparagus pee.
2. What size bed do you sleep on?
QC: Queen
3. When you discover a large, yet lightning-fast insect in your house, do you try to chase it down, or just let it be?
QC: I try to catch it without killing it and release it outside. If it resists capture, I kill it.
4. If you were offered $1 million to tattoo a 1" x 1" logo of some randomly selected company on the back of your neck, would you do it?
QC: Depends on the company? Scratch that...no I wouldn't.
5. What's the most embarrassing thing that's ever happened to you on a date?
QC: The most embarrassing thing is that I rarely date.
6. Do you remember the first time you got REALLY drunk? What happened?
QC: I fell over a twisted pile of rebar & concrete on a street in New Orleans a gashed my shin open in front of a cute guy I was trying to drunkenly flirt with. Fortunately my friend Ms. Kramer was there to pick me up, dust me off, and take me for a new cocktail. She's good like that.
7. If you saw a complete stranger standing near you in a line with a booger dangling from his/her nostril, would you say anything?
QC: No. But I'd tell everyone I know about it and laugh hysterically about him/her.
8. If you're in your house/apt. alone, do you close the door when you use the toilet?
QC: Yes, otherwise the dog stares at me.
9. When was the last time you held a baby?
QC: About three weeks ago.
10. Ask me something.
QC: Who designed your website? Its fabulous.
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