WELL F#CK A DUCK!

When did liberals turn into conspiracy theory nut-jobs? Did it just start after 9/11 or did I just not notice it before then?

Get this one from a chick named Renata on her blog Pizza Poems. She's nutz.

The Avian Flu Conspiracy

[ creepy Twilight Zone music plays...]

The president of the United States has asked the Congress to give him the power to militarize the entire nation when the bird flu comes upon us. He wants to declare martial law when the flu comes and force people into quarantine. Critics warn of serious collateral damage to American life and liberty. The same people who "took care" of the Katrina victims, want to "take care" of all of us, in case this virus mutates and a pandemic is unleashed upon us.

There are two possibilities:

1. This virus is an unfortunate random natural occurrence, and this government, despite its numerous shortcomings, must do what it can to protect the country.

2. This is biological warfare unleashed by sinister forces from within our own government against us (and the rest of the world), used as an excuse to secure control of the country and destroy its democratic institutions and nature.

Facts:

- 2 million doses of Tamiflu, which can treat this flu if caught early, are what our government currently has;

- 300 million people live in the United States;

- 3 billion dollars have been allocated by Congress to create enough doses for half the population;

Will you get your dose? Look around you. One out of two people won't.