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Monday, November 14, 2005

MICHAEL JACKSON: HE'S EVEN WEIRD IN ARABIC

It doesn't matter where he lives, he's still one sick, twisted, screwed up muthaf##ka. Keep an eye on your camel's Dubai.
Michael Jackson’s Toilet Faux Pas In Dubai

DUBAI — When she went to the ladies washroom in the Egyptian Court of Ibn Battuta Mall at 9.30 last night, 37-year old Latifa M. never imagined that she would come face to face with pop icon Michael Jackson, who walked in dressed in a T-shirt and trousers, with his head covered with the Emirati women’s traditional head scarf Sheila.

The Tunisian, who is a teacher in a private school in Dubai, screamed in shock and ran out of the ladies room when she realised that the woman-like person was a man. She went back in to photograph the pop singer with her mobile phone, while he was busy fixing his make up.

This time it was the turn of Michael Jackson who ran after the Ajman-based teacher, to retrieve the pictures. The scene attracted the security of the mall, who tried to take the phone from Latifa, but she refused and asked for compensation, while the two women accompanying Jackson tried to convince her to sit in private and settle the issue.

Turn over my phone to Michael Jackson? Aw hell naw. I'd shove it up my furry burqa if I had too, but he ain't getting his clamy Lily Munster paws on it.

[Hat Tip: Little Green Footballs]

3 comments:

Kevin W. 11/14/2005 03:39:00 PM  

Its people like Michael Jackson that makes gays depicted as pedophiles. Then again, hes not even openly gay, but if I had to bet, I'd say he definately is. No doubt.

Kevin 11/14/2005 03:50:00 PM  

Oh I agree with you. He's definitely strange as shit no matter what his orientation.

dheer 11/14/2005 11:18:00 PM  

ur blog doesnt support to the wierd nature of M.Jackson.

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