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Monday, May 14, 2007

Paris The Heiress... Shrink Wrapped

The stupid spoiled whore Hilton Hotels heiress is starting to realize that she ain't getting out of at least a little jail time. Her shrink is weighing in now saying the poor little rich girl is "emotionally distraught and traumatized" from the May 4 hearing where she was sentenced to 45 days in jail for breaking probation in her DUI bust.

Good grief. Paris could use a little trauma and emotional distress in her life; maybe it'll turn her into a real person instead of a caricature. If there's real justice her cell mate will make Sylvester Stallone look like Elizabeth Hasselbeck.

1 comments:

N. 5/23/2007 06:49:00 AM  

I think time in prison will be good for Paris. It'll give her some much needed 'street cred' for her next album. That's hott.

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