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Tuesday, May 15, 2007

Paris Hilton's Islamofascist Doppelganger

THIS is what a Muslim enemy combatant terrorist considers torture? Well f-ck him.
WASHINGTON — An accused enemy combatant held at Guantanamo Bay told a military hearing he was physically as well as mentally tortured there by having to read a newsletter full of 'crap,' being forced to use unscented deodorant and shampoo and having to play sports with a ball that would not bounce.

Majid Khan of Pakistan denied any connection to Al Qaeda and said he was tortured and his family hounded by U.S. authorities, according to a redacted transcript released Tuesday by the Pentagon.

Khan told an April 15 hearing called to determine whether he was rightly classified as an "enemy combatant" that he also had his baby pictures taken from him, that cleaners left marks on his cell walls and that detainees have no DVD players or other entertainment.

At one point, Kan said he wrote on his walls, "stop torturing me, I need my mails, newspaper and my lawyer."
He was living in a damn cave when we caught him, how does he even know what "scented" deodorant smells like in the first place? Why do I get the feeling that Paris Hilton's lawyer is taking notes from this guy...

2 comments:

Shawmut 5/16/2007 04:10:00 PM  

Not to mention the failure by the authorities to enroll him in some sort of scholarship program or at least prep him for his GED.

airforcewife 5/17/2007 07:37:00 AM  

I'll bet they refused to carry his favorite flavor of jello, too.

The horror! The horror!

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